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KOTOPUNCH by Eric-Abillama KOTOPUNCH by Eric-Abillama
Epic and Awesome. Just like Kotonorris.

i do not have the rights of this image; extracted from Fate Unlimited Blade Works Movie, from Studio Deen and Type-Moon.
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AdventOfDawn Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
You forgot to mention his brawl with the main character in an epic manly battle (losing only because of Shirou's plot shield).

And the part where he dodges bullets. And the part where he fights Kiritsugu's MAGE KILLING BULLETS with MAGIC, and SUCCEEDS.
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
...and that's why i won't read the light novel until that fuckin' anime is over.

I
NEED
SCENES
TO READ
AND REMEMBER.
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AdventOfDawn Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Did I spoilerize you? .__.
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
surely not.
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AdventOfDawn Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
All right, then.

Kotonorris is also the only master we know who has contracted with three servants to date, you might want to add that to his list of awesomeness. And maybe mention the fact that one of them owns a noble phantasm that, at power, destroys the world.
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
this isn't a Noble Phantasm, but already a Phantom Sarcasm.
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AdventOfDawn Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Sarcasm detection goes well under 20 in the internet seas. You need to produce a larger sonarsm frequency than that to be detected.

But memh, it's not like I told you how he beat magic-killing bullets with magic.
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
there's no spoilers in the world, only PROPAGANDA!
spill it out. XD
so, how he trolled kiritsugu?
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Twardz Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
I'm not really familiar with the Kotonorris meme. I mean I can guess (Kotomine + Chuck Norris), I'm just unsure of what aspect of F/SN it comes from.
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
KOTONORRIS FACTS
Above, some facts of the wonder priest:

Fact # 1:
- Kotomine is so MACHO that he can punch a knife's tip...
... and keep punching!

Fact # 2:
- Kotomine is so MACHO that he can punch to the tip of a SWORD...
... and keep punching!

Fact # 3:
- MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER EPIC REFLEXES ON A TAXI!
PS: Do not understand? Watch Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series and Canaan.

Fact # 4:
- In AD&D, Clerics were forbidden to use weapons of cutting / drilling;
... KOTONORRIS rewrote the rules.

Fact # 5:
- Miroku, Inu Yasha's buddhist monk exorcises youkai figurants with sacred objects;
... KOTONORRIS exorcises antagonists with BARE HANDS.

Fact # 6:
- Priests need to be good-hearted people;
... KOTONORRIS DISAGREE, and Hassan harangues.

Fact # 7:
- Priests run more fast than protagonists with super-prosthesis.

Fact # 8:
- Priests leap higher than protagonists with super-prosthesis.

Fact # 9:
- Hedgehogs are no match for priests;
... against KOTONORRIS, Sonic always ends up in GAME OVER.

Fact # 10:
- Who dies first, is the wife of the priest!
PS: saddly, that's related with an old brasilian joke.

Fact # 11:
- raspberry flaming jelly can be used as a weapon.

Fact # 12:
- By that logic, we can not defeat stronger enemies, and not kill enemies immortal.
... KOTONORRIS disagrees.

Fact # 13:
- Do you know Mario?
... KOTONORRIS locked him in the closet.
PS: saddly, another brasilian joke: "sabe o mario? aquele que te comeu atrás do armário?" <you know mario? the one who fucked you behind the closet>

Fact # 14:
- In World of Warcraft, TROLLS can be priests;
... In the Nasuverse, Priests can be TROLLS.

Fact # 15:
- There's NO Lolis in danger.
... There's FAKE-Lolis that Kotomine not saved, it is more likely to be boys in drag.

"Lord my father, make me a tool of your will."
... God wanted the Lolis be saved. Therefore:
Fact # 16
- The Lolis must be saved! In God's name, by the name of Jesus Christ and...
... bye the WILL OF KOTONORRIS.

Fact # 17
- "Kirei Kotomine" means, in Latin, "Steven Seagal" ...
... which, in turn, in Aramaic, means "Chuck Norris".

Fact # 18
- Sun Wukong was actually Kotomine before shaving.

Fact # 19:
- Busujima Saeko got wet..
... by the will of KOTONORRIS.

Fact # 20:
- Lolis don't get wet.
... they get KOTOMINATED.

Fact # 21:
- In Heaven's Feel, KOTONORRIS exorcised in Japanese and not in Latin.
... guess why the number of Masses in Latin have decreased.

Fact # 22:
- Jedi almost went into extinction.
... There are priests everywhere.

Fact # 23:
- Several priests have been accused of pedophilia.
... because the true salvation of Lolis follows a path only, that of KOTONORRIS.

Fact # 25:
- KOTONORRIS not have a fact number 24.
... Fact # 24 is for sissies.

Fact # 26:
- There is a legend that Santa Claus delivers gifts coming into chimneys.
... KOTONORRIS save Lolis even jumping from windows.

Fact # 27:
- In RPGs, the normal is to have even a sword in each hand.
... Date Masamune and KOTONORRIS disagree.
Masamune exorcise at the base of the thwack? NO.
... WITH MORAL, KOTONORRIS disagrees.

Fact # 28:
- KOTONORRIS is so cool, that does not tell jokes "durgs";
... account KOTORGS jokes. And people laugh.
PS: tough one... here in Brazil, there's idiotic jokes who finishes with the term "dorgas" (drugs -> possible translation: "durgs"), but they are very weak... humour of miserable people.

Fact # 29:
- KOTONORRIS suggested the cross on the cheek of Himura Kenshin to Nobuhiro Watsuki.
... and see the success he did.

Fact # 30:
- Everything is Kotominated.
PS: another Brazilian joke with a Funk Song of Rio de Janeiro, where the refrain is "everything is dominated" (tá tudo dominado).
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Twardz Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
wooo... that is a bigger reply than i was expecting! Heh, good job.
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neogoki Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Kotomine learned KungFu from Rin's Father and taught it her

so it is a TohsaPunch
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
quite correct.
but Kotonorris>Tokiomi.
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neogoki Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
well, yeah, but Tokiomi was never manly enough to be a contender.
Rin on the other hand...
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
8D
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Eric-Abillama Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Rin was manly enough.
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AdventOfDawn Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
No wonder she was the one who set up Saber and Shirou for the mana transfer.
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Ghoulified Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
... Lol.
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